Daddy won't feed me

Well, this is a sad post to write. But unfortunately the world needs to know how I am treated on a daily basis....I try crying. I try chewing on my hand. I even try screaming my fool head off. But nothing seems to get the point across to these people that I am hungy. So, I took matters into my own hands. I decided to see if there was anything to eat on Daddy's face. I latched on to whatever I could find that stuck out. When that didn't work, I would bounce along his face until I found something else to try. Much to my dismay, though, they just thought it was funny and I still didn't get any food! Somebody feed me!!!!